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How to Make Your Financial Life Miserable…

February 6, 2010 in Uncategorized | Comments (0)

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Your Checklist of How to Make Life Miserable!

This article is for all those people that enjoy suffering.  If you re one of the people who think suffering is fun and that stress is good for the soul, here is an article for you.  Follow these simple steps in your financial life and you will be stressed out and more miserable than you could imagine.

  • Overspend — This is a key to adding stress.  Don’t actually write out a budget and definately don’t stick to it!
  • Accrue more debt — If you can get more credit cards, buy a car, get another house, have some botox done…  whatever it takes!
  • Make sure you are always late on your payments so that you can pay the extra fees associated with the late charges.  DO not, under any circumstance call the creditor to tell them your situation and work something out…  that will not add stress to your life like you may want, it’d actually reduce it a bit.
  • Get behind on your house payments.  This is great for increasing stress knowing you may be on the street at any time.
  • When it finally does hit the fan, do a bankruptcy filing yourself.  It is an amazing way to increase the stress in your life.  If you are going to file a chapter 13 bankruptcy in Fort Collins, you LOVE this.  It is one of the most stressful filings out there and you definitely won’t want an experienced bankruptcy attorney to help you in your case!

If you want something a bit more pleasant and if you don’t like to suffer, if your bills are already out of control and you are more stressed out than you want to be…  giving us a call should be the action item for you.  We work hard as Fort Collins Bankruptcy Attorneys to make your life more peaceful and your financial woes to go away!

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